Why do we really blog?

I have not blog for two months now. Its not that i was too busy, its not that nothing exciting happend. Its just that everytime i face my laptop and i am about to post a new entry, i will ask myself this one question (a.k.a too lazy). Why do we really blog?

After two months of not updating, i am just going to type it out. There are a 8 reasons why people blog. Enjoy.

1) All my friends have blogspot and i want to link as many people as i can so that when other people visit my blog they will see how popular i am.

2) I am not good in expressing myself using words, so ill just post a gazillion pictures of myself and what i did and add a few tag lines. Hopefully they wont know that im a retard.

3) I would love for the whole world to know about my life. Hence i shall blog about what i ate, where i went, who i went out with, whats my last name, whats my favourite colour, where i live, when is my bedtime, what time i wake up and etc.

4) Its a safe way to meet people. ?

5) I am able to express my feelings for the person i love by drowning my blog with entires showing how much i love him/her. Maybe this way i will be able to convince myself that i made the right choice.

6) I can write about my thoughts and see what people make of it.

7) Its a place where i can escape reality and waste my time blogging about something irrelevant when i could have been doing something productive with my life. ( This is probably it right now)

8) I can't think of any more reasons so i am just going to type this last one just so i can call it, "8 reasons why people blog"

*If i accidently offended anyone, i am not sorry.
Until next time.